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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, he fights in the skeleton war.

doomed timeline thats only doomed because kanaya tried to apply lipstick but accidentally chainsawed her own head off

honey i slam dunked the kids

8bit-anarchy:
roundworms:
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

why